कागमानडौ म्यागजिनको ऋषि धमला लाइ लेखेको खुला पत्र।

कागमानडौ म्यागजिनको ऋषि धमला लाइ लेखेको खुला पत्र।
Presented by : ब्रोड नेपाल न्युज (बी एन एन)
Hello Mr. Dhamala Ji,

I just happened to watch the interview of Priyanka Karki taken by you in "Dhamala Ko Hamala." Kudos! to my patience. I actually watched until the end. Can you believe that??! Also, Wow! what a nationalism you expressed there. Now, I am pretty convinced that all those Indian embassy things were just a propaganda by those, who could not digest the fact that in Nepal one really does not need a talent nor personality or attitude or aptitude to succeed. You are my motivation man!. No kidding. If you can succeed on your own, I have all the reasons to believe that I too can succeed.

However, I felt bad knowing that you are this pathetic person and felt bad that no one is there to guide you to overcome your jerkiness. Your parents taught you "sanskar to respect naari," but clearly didn't teach you many other sanskar, so thought I will give a try. After all, you too are a youth and I love helping youths. Note down everything I am going to say. No one does this for free.

1. Mind your sitting position while taking interview. I could see your balls. I don't know if you went horny there or was your bad dressing sense. Whatever it is, I almost puked. Have some basic etiquette. Bijay Kumar and Bhusan Dahal can be good mentor to learn from. Observe their sitting position and body language.

2. F* listen to your interviewee also. Do not interrupt when they are answering you. Let them first finish speaking. Don't be so desperate to throw your words. It's very annoying.

3. You are not handsome. Not even average. Come out of the illusion. Hey, don't worry though. Acting like gentleman will compensate your look. Behave like a gentleman. Everything will be fine. Nothing turns off audience than seeing an unattractive personality acting flamboyant.

4. Stop torturing interviewee by shoving your stupid questions down their throat. I swear if you are blessed enough to ever take my interview, I will just walk away if you behave like how you behaved when interviewing Paras or Priyanka.

5. Do your homework. I can bet my fortune to say that you don't even prepare questions to ask. You just get into set like Mr. "I know." There is a difference between casual teashop talk and hosting interview for TV show. Have some good preparation.

6. Inappropriate smile makes one look like psychopath. You have got one. Improve it.

7. I heard you are not so educated but ignorance is a choice made in modern world. Internet is there. Read and watch and learn and broaden your mind. Damn! Never knew you were this ignorant and narrow-minded. I feel pity for your kids. It's okay. Internet can help you. Make best use of it.

8. I think you have learning disability or some OCD or some kind of loose wire there in your head. Therapy can help. If not, there are pills. But please take it. I see no improvement in you. Don't you even go through the comment sections or watch back your own video or take feedbacks from others?? Either you are not doing it, or you are not capable to learn.

9. Don't be the kind of dad that your children will be ashamed to say "Rishi Dhamala is my dad." Your stupidity and attention seeking behaviours will make their life hell. My sincere suggestion, don't host TV show. Stay within your offline "journalism."

10. Please google and read and learn as much as you can about, "How To Behave Like A Man." "Identity Crisis." "How To Not To Look Like Wanna be." "How To Deal With Midlife Crisis."

Okay man, don't feel bad. I really admire you that despite of no education, no class, no personality, you came up to this level of recognistion. Follow sincerely and dedicatedly above-said tips, and I am sure you will be historical media person of our time. All the best.

Your Well Wisher,
Admin of Kaagmandu Magazine.

p.s. Hey, Priyanka Karki, if you are reading this, just would like to say that you outsmarted him brilliantly. Those replies were amazing. Never knew you were beauty with a brain. Proud of you girl. You earned my compliments and respect.